Taylor Williamson Pt. 1

Episode 105 Part 1: Modi and Periel are joined by Taylor Williamson!
Watch his new special, Taylor Williamson: Live At The Comedy Store.
Follow Taylor on Instagram @TaylorComedy.

Modi's special "Know Your Audience" is available now.
Modi's 'Know Your Audience' Tour is on sale.
For information about upcoming shows visit www.modilive.com.
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Transcript

Speaker 1 0:03

Welcome to Andy's Modi.

Speaker 2 0:09

Hi, I'm Taylor. I'm talking in the microphone. Oh my gosh, are you judging my mic?

Speaker 1 0:14

check I hope you record. Did you record this? Yes, oh, that was the worst mic check. That was the most nebche mic check I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 0:23

I could leave right now.

Speaker 1 0:24

No, but why would you? Where are you going? You're sitting here with a nine gallon Starbucks you just bought.

Speaker 2 0:32

I have a spot at the comedy cellar at 1.15 tonight and I don't need this 1.15 is amazing.

Speaker 1 0:39

She booked them at 1.15. That is the worst thing you could have said. That means she's really doesn't. Oh my God. By the way, some of the best spots ever A 1.15 spot at the comedy cellar. You are sitting in front of Die Hard fans. They are the best at the comedy cellar. So we recorded his we record. I'm just checking with our engineer. We recorded his mic check.

Speaker 3 1:07

This is we're rolling. You might as well hi. Welcome to the show the worst mic check ever.

Speaker 1 1:13

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to. And here's Moe D. We are here with Taylor. Hi, I'm Taylor Williamson, how are you? And we're here with comedian co-host. Co-host comedian Perrielle Period no, Ashton brand.

Speaker 3 1:29

He's trying to make me get rid of my last name.

Speaker 2 1:31

All us is yeah, this is like a Madonna motive, vibe.

Speaker 1 1:34

Yes, yes, that's what we're going now.

Speaker 2 1:37

I'm still mad at you, by the way, but we're moving on.

Speaker 3 1:39

I thought it was very cute actually my mic check, thank you, I thought it was respectful to the microphone.

Speaker 1 1:46

To who To?

Speaker 2 1:47

Wolf, your favorite producer? I don't. I didn't find it to be like that. I was just talking about can I tell you what's great? I was just like, yeah, I've done some of these podcasts. They're kind of like negative, dark vibes. No, and I was so excited to come on the love Jewish.

Speaker 1 2:02

Before, before he came on the podcast, he was talking about Positive energy.

Speaker 1 2:07

I've been doing all these, all these podcasts that are so dark and everybody's so mean, I go no, no, no, no, no, we're not mean and no one's dark. Our audiences love us. They always just send love and love. And then I was like I'm how, I want to do Jim Norton's podcast. Every time I get there even before, I get the people already crapping on me before I even get there and over here it's not like that. And then he does a mic check and I crap all over him. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 2:30

Many. How do you say it?

Speaker 1 2:33

I don't think that was. You know that you're absolutely right, but but let me show you how we can change it. Okay, people are going to be laughing because of that, oh, and now it's going to make the laughter. Oh, now that creates machine energy.

Speaker 2 2:49

Well listen, if my pain can bring joy to the world, then that's a mitzvah, yeah.

Speaker 3 2:54

Now that the Jews are in enough pain. Listen, the funniest thing happened when I walked in here because Modi goes how did you get to us? And Taylor goes, I walked.

Speaker 1 3:08

That's like when you're the comic up. Where are you from the outside? Where are you coming in from Outside? Listen, you're an LA guy.

Speaker 2 3:17

I thought you were like. You came from LA. You take a cab. Did you take a train? Did you walk? Did you rent a car? I thought you were trying to get to know. How did you?

Speaker 1 3:27

just ask how did you get to?

Speaker 2 3:30

if your publicist reached out to us. What I love is like amazing about all of this is like there's so many layers, but like why are you here? I guess you're on my show, why are you here? And then, how did you get here?

Speaker 1 3:42

I DM'd you and then you, leo wrote back the fact that you're here sitting with us is I don't even question it who's screaming. Periel's never brought me a bad guest. So, first of all, I'm so happy that you're here. I'm so happy to get to know a comic I haven't met yet. I'm so happy that you have a 115th spot at the Comedy Cellar. And are you crazy? I love anytime Periel suggests a guest. I'm like yes, cause she knows, she knows the vibe and you're definitely on vibe with us and welcome.

Speaker 2 4:19

Thank you. So, first of all, Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Williams here. Now we're starting.

Speaker 3 4:23

First of all, I had nothing to do with this.

Speaker 2 4:26

Leo gets all the credit.

Speaker 3 4:27

The guy can I tell you I may have checked you.

Speaker 2 4:29

Is he ashamed of. He's like he regretted looking at me. No, no, listen, listen. I was going to say what I said was save it for the show.

Speaker 3 4:35

You made it through a very vigorous screening process Leo on monitor Because he's you can pitch, I can pitch Leo people and he's like no, no, he's easier than Leo. Leo is like so if you made it through Leo is.

Speaker 1 4:55

Leo is. I will tell you a few things about Leo. Who's not here? Yeah, my husband, manager, producer, soulmate he one of the things is vibe checking people.

Speaker 1 5:06

He is amazing. Yeah, airbnb, he can look at a house on Airbnb and through the pictures, through comments, he can. He can tell you right away what's wrong or not wrong with the house or if it's good or not. Yeah, and the Airbnb we've ever done has been a 10, 10, 10 across the board. Wow. So if, if he like said, check you out, boom, you nailed it, you're, you're, he's the door guy.

Speaker 3 5:31

He's the hot door guy. I'm the hot one, he's the funny one.

Speaker 1 5:36

Didn't we discuss that already? He's the funny one, I'm the hot one.

Speaker 2 5:41

I wish he booked the comedy seller tonight. That would have helped me out why.

Speaker 3 5:44

It's a great spot. You're going to be like David's house. He's been so good to me. I'm really grateful, isn't that when? David's house goes on Like isn't that David's house been trying to get earlier and doing cleaner jokes, kind of like it's in his head this whole thing.

Speaker 1 5:55

but I saw him there at a 9 30 spot it was. I was like wait, what time am I late for my spot? He was, he's the funniest comedian around today. I think everybody says he took this audience and I was, and of course every comic sees on the monitor that he's downstairs and every comics downstairs watching his set and he was the funny, he's the funniest comedian ever.

Speaker 1 6:20

Um and, but he usually does the 115 spots, yeah and um. When we say 115, it's about 115 am people. It's not an afternoon show. My audience is like oh, a matinee, nice matinee audience, which, by the way, from our agent, michael Greenspan, has told us the matinee business has been killing People are like on a Sunday, four o'clock you go to dinner. Afterwards you're in bed, you're great. I love a matinee show for my audience. I love that for them. Completely off track Back to you. I love it. You're a comedy store guy.

Speaker 2 6:57

Yeah, I get. Yeah, sure, yeah, you live in LA. I lived out here for a couple of years but, yeah, I've been in LA for most of my whole deal, from San Diego and, uh, san Diego. You know you probably performed the La J, c, c. Perhaps I'm a Jewish man.

Speaker 1 7:13

And cut. Ladies and gentlemen, I have a few seats left at the Balboa.

Speaker 2 7:20

Yeah.

Speaker 3 7:21

Oh Balboa theater March.

Speaker 1 7:24

I'm going to be there for the third. I'll be there. There's a few seats left. Hopefully they'll be gone by the time this airs, and I cannot wait to go to San Diego. What's the vibe there?

Speaker 2 7:33

Nice, fun, la Jolla it's perfect, like it's magical, it's like a good zoo too Great zoo If you support animals being held in cage.

Speaker 3 7:42

I don't.

Speaker 1 7:42

I don't like zoos.

Speaker 2 7:44

Can I tell you I don't like the idea of zoos, but then like I go to the zoo and I'm like this is nice.

Speaker 3 7:49

Would you rather have them walking around the fucking?

Speaker 2 7:50

streets. Is that the?

Speaker 1 7:51

end. No, but they should be walking around in their forests or in their jungles. Where are they from?

Speaker 2 7:56

Have you been?

Speaker 1 7:57

to Florida Good.

Speaker 2 7:58

Yes, but like the non-Jewish part of Florida, like Tampa I was just in Tampa, can I tell you like I was in Tampa and I'm like any other Jewish people here. They're like that's the other side of the state. Then I'm like is that why you all live here?

Speaker 1 8:13

Because there's no Jews here, and then they're like, and I'm like, I make the joke when the Jews hang out on this tree, nothing.

Speaker 3 8:19

Oh my.

Speaker 2 8:20

God, but there's no but.

Speaker 3 8:23

You wanted to talk about Jewish stuff. Yes, I'll go down.

Speaker 1 8:26

Tell me what was it you said. You came here with an agenda. There's a lot of allegations.

Speaker 2 8:30

I'm dying to hear Alligators, but can I tell you, tampa Florida, this is not a joke. No silliness I go. Who here has had an alligator in their backyard? Don't be silly. 90% of the crowd claps every night. All of the alligators roam Like something's saying. Without zoos we'd have alligators.

Speaker 1 8:45

Leo grew up in Florida and they know how to deal with alligators.

Speaker 2 8:51

But it's like oh, we have a bird in our backyard sometime. They're alligators.

Speaker 1 8:54

Funny story. There's a place in Kokachobi. Kokachobi is a place in Florida now that's like right by the swamps, and there's a big Hasidic community Not Hasidic, it's a very ultra orthodox community, like Lakewood is. It's moving over there. They're building homes and Yeshivas and making the whole Jewish community. And the first thing, Leo goes, those alligators are going to eat those kids right up. When you grew up in Florida, you have to be trained not to go near this, not to go near that. When you do see one what to do and he's like they're going to eat those kids right up.

Speaker 3 9:35

Do you know what Jews?

Speaker 1 9:36

do with alligators. Do you know what Jews do with alligators. Make bags and shoes Exactly.

Speaker 3 9:42

It's also disgusting, that's exactly, we make Birken bags Give a great laugh and smile.

Speaker 1 9:48

I watched a little bit of your special, your, your, your. It's a very endearing laugh and smile. Oh, thank you. I never laughed or smiled during my special.

Speaker 3 9:57

What's your special called? Tell our, tell our friends A very creative name.

Speaker 2 10:02

It's called Taylor Williamson. Live at the Comedy Show on YouTube.

Speaker 1 10:05

He can't, he can't stop thinking he's a cunt, you said it, I never brought it up.

Speaker 2 10:10

I never brought it up. I, I, I. This is the darkest podcast ever built up. What are you talking about? This is the most negative vibe I've ever experienced in my life, maybe.

Speaker 1 10:19

Oh my God, I've seen that just with a Bobby Lee clip of yours, you're telling me that this is, this is we're giving you nothing but love. We're giving you a platform and letting Jews know that you're around, and so you can stop going to Tampa.

Speaker 2 10:32

Yeah, please help me, never have to go to Tampa again.

Speaker 1 10:34

I like I had a nice time.

Speaker 2 10:35

Don't just say no, I had a nice time. You know what happens in Tampa. I mostly wonderful people, but like I just I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm probably just like I mentioned. I talked about you just two minutes in my act. It's not my whole thing, and then, uh, everything.

Speaker 1 10:48

I missed that you talk about.

Speaker 2 10:49

Jewish for two minutes.

Speaker 1 10:51

It's not my whole thing.

Speaker 2 10:51

But probably Jewish right Same, but then people ever had. You've gotten this before. But then after me, this happened to me two weeks ago, me and great, hey, you want to hear a Jew joke. And I'm like, oh good Lord, a Jew joke. Have you never heard this in your life?

Speaker 1 11:08

A Jewish joke. A Jew joke and Jewish joke is very different to say to somebody but yeah, so then.

Speaker 2 11:16

But I've learned.

Speaker 1 11:16

What was the joke? Was it good?

Speaker 2 11:20

I'm no, but I'm like I've heard like really offensive Jew jokes, you know. And then this one was just I've learned what was it, what was it? So I go like I'm good, thank you, buddy, have a great night, you know, but anyways, but then when he's like he really wanted, he wouldn't stop and I'm like what is your joke, buddy? And then, uh, forgive me for not remembering the setup. The question was like why do Jews get circumcised? Whatever? Because they like 30% off or something?

Speaker 1 11:47

It's 10% off the top right. They want to have that horrible.

Speaker 2 11:50

And I was just like you know what that could be the way worse you have to when someone says to you do you want to hear a joke?

Speaker 1 11:57

I've learned first of all, just say yes. Sometimes they are jokes that are insanely good that you've never heard. Don't forget I'm working with a Jewish audience.

Speaker 2 12:09

So they have jokes.

Speaker 1 12:11

Yours was just a horrible guy that read that on some God knows what. But I've gotten amazing jokes from people who have jokes that I've changed around and brought into my act and, like you know, joke jokes like a cat skill joke joke and I always say yes.

Speaker 2 12:29

My problem is that when I do Jewish events, there's like sweet loving people who, like when I have a joke, they don't ask me. Though these Jewish people just go. I got a joke for you and he just go. Well, I got paid a bunch of money to be here and I think part of it is hearing your joke and these Jewish people's jokes are like seven minutes.

Speaker 1 12:43

What did you say? Are we what?

Speaker 2 12:45

Jews might one of your Jewish events? They don't go. You want to hear a joke? They go. I have a joke for you, right? So you they don't ask permission.

Speaker 1 12:52

I will tell you. I think I spoke about this in the podcast once I did this event. It was a chastitic it was a chastitic show.

Speaker 1 12:59

It was a show for chastitic people, period, all men. It was on a boat. Some guy who's making crazy money took all his employees and friends out on this boat. The boat never left the dock and no one ever noticed. They had me and a singer doping my cells on and he was amazing. And I'm doing my act and in my act I have this whole thing about a shiver and I see this. I see everyone's face and I see one guy all of a sudden just stops laughing and his focus like this, and the rest of the show he's like this and I go what's it? Because I have a joke for you and he gave me the joke and it's in my act, it's in my special he had a tag for me and he couldn't stop thinking about that.

Speaker 1 13:45

The rest of the show, all you could think of. I can't wait till this show's over so I can tell him this tag and it was a killer, killer tag, Killer tag. Yeah, so that was so. I always listen to a joke.

Speaker 2 14:00

So the only problem with the Jewish people's jokes is they're seven minutes long too, so you have to control control, control.

Speaker 1 14:05

And you can always say to them they usually hit you with them, did you hear the one about? And then they start ay ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ay. You just cut them off and let them. But sometimes they come in, they zap, zap and pull out. Yeah, so I always listen to the joke. So your act only has a. So you are a comic who's Jewish, not a Jewish comedian.

Speaker 2 14:27

If you want to do that.

Speaker 1 14:28

That was not a question.

Speaker 2 14:30

Oh, okay.

Identity and Comedy

Speaker 1 14:31

That was a statement Cause you just said that maybe 2% of your act is talking about Jewish. So you're a comic who's Jewish. Jerry Seibel is a comic who is Jewish. He's not a Jewish comedian. I'm a Jewish comedian. Once I walk on stage it's like Comne Dre services Can.

Speaker 2 14:48

I tell you I did a Jewish, I did a cause. I don't even know what he's talking about. That's oh, I guess not. I guess you proved the point. You just said that you were Jewish Also.

Speaker 3 14:58

you don't read immediately Jewish.

Speaker 1 15:00

Absolutely not, and your name is not Jewish. But when he talks, when you start talking, 100% yeah.

Speaker 3 15:05

But after a little bit though.

Speaker 2 15:07

I mean, I don't look Jewish by acts Jewish, which is a little offensive.

Speaker 1 15:09

I just said that yeah, no, you're in clinic, you're like I do this a lot, so you get a. Give us the Irish Shafir.

Speaker 2 15:16

Yeah.

Speaker 1 15:17

So he stands when he speaks. He speaks like a rabbi in Yushiva. This is a specific type of rabbi. The rabbi is the teach in Yushiva. He talks like this Shiba'en doi. You know, if you're not, it's a different time. You have this. You speak like a Jewish guy. Thank you, I love that.

Speaker 2 15:37

It's a type, it's a hard option to come with. Yes.

Speaker 3 15:40

But you probably, people probably say anti-Semitic things around you.

Speaker 2 15:46

Because they don't know I'm Jewish.

Speaker 3 15:47

Oh sure, that's a question.

Speaker 2 15:48

Oh sure, yeah, they do. I mean not all the time. I was backstage at the show once and some guy was like this, like I just overheard the conversation, like where'd you get this jacket? And then I go, some Jew gave it to me, oh wow. And then I go, I went up to him he's like a comedian that people know and that is doing well and stuff and I went up to him and I was like what did you say, dude, you know?

Speaker 1 16:09

And like-. Maybe he was he like so confident with Jewish people that he could say that.

Speaker 2 16:15

I don't know, but it's. It was not cool, you know, like I didn't find it like appropriate, you know, and I said, hey, man, like you know, that's not cool. I gave him the better of the doubt that you might not know better and I'm not like super, like whatever, but it was like it was bizarre to me, it was not cool.

Speaker 3 16:32

What did he say?

Speaker 2 16:32

And then I said hey, man, you know that's not cool to say he's like I don't care. You know I don't think he's full of Jew hate, but I-.

Speaker 1 16:39

Is he a well-known comic?

Speaker 2 16:40

He is doing. Yeah, but you know it's funny. Yeah, I don't know, but you know.

Speaker 3 16:43

Why aren't we publicly shaming the-. No, no, no, no. Why aren't we making excuses? I don't think he's a Nazi. I think he's just a tough guy. You know what. You don't have to be a Nazi, but he's married.

Speaker 2 16:55

I'm just trying. He's married a Jewish person later in life, though, so that's why. I'm trying not to identify the person.

Speaker 1 17:00

You know I'm being-.

Speaker 2 17:00

So okay, no, no, no. So I think he was ignorant and just a tough guy in a douche bag and he feels he's married to a Jewish person, so he can say these things, but right, I think there's Lisa Lampinelli, Lisa.

Speaker 1 17:11

Lampinelli was married to a, or dating a, black guy, so that gave her full reign of making black jokes. That, like you know, so it was. It's that type of a thing, it's complicated.

Speaker 2 17:23

I hear you if it was like a thing.

Speaker 3 17:25

Listen, I'm gonna tell you something. After October 7th, I am fucking done with all of it.

Speaker 1 17:31

But she's definitely not done with cursing. That she's not done with. She can still drop an F-bomb for no reason. No, okay, I can't wait. So we have footage of. I've taken Perri on. I've you know I was Eric Newman at the comedy seller. I didn't see him. I haven't seen him in a while. Eric Newman used to open for me and I love him. He's like a son. They were like a son to me. He's like a son to me. I'm not kidding. How could I be his father? He's too old.

Speaker 2 17:59

You could have been like a really cool Anyway I was you were like a teen dad.

Speaker 1 18:02

Yeah, so he's on the road and I take him, I make sure he wears suits and I make sure he does.

Speaker 1 18:08

And gets a watch. That's worth something. And I think under my I've recently taken Perri on. This is my daughter now. She got dressed, finally, she got for the pop of the last podcast and now we're changing. I'm getting rid of her last name, can I tell you? I want to tell you right now. We did the 92nd StreetWide podcast and so they have this big screen behind us and I don't know what happened that they used my last name. So you see Modi Rosenfeld and Perri-El Ashton Brand, whatever Whatever it is, it's every syllable and letter in the alphabet and that's all you see. And it looks like what's her name? That show where they spin the letters. I want to buy a vowel the Wheel of Fortune. I put it on the looks. It's so many letters. It should be Modi and Perri-El period. How amazing, how easy would that have been for everybody in the world.

Speaker 2 19:00

He's not wrong. I think you can I approve of this.

Speaker 1 19:04

But for Shem, thank God, we have you approved on this.

Speaker 2 19:07

But I listen, I'm an outsider, you know.

Speaker 3 19:09

Like I care about you. It's not like so pretentious.

Speaker 2 19:12

But you're not like you're not. It's not like your name's, kelly.

Speaker 3 19:16

No, but it's like Madonna, Cher Right, no, no, no, he's got a point.

Speaker 1 19:22

It's not Kelly or Perri-El, you're also paired with Modi. Yeah, and by the way it's incongruous.

Speaker 2 19:27

I think it's disrespectful to keep your last name. Actually, it's just trying to overpower you, but it's no.

Speaker 1 19:32

but it's no it looks like it on the screen. Yeah, you were good till then. You were good till then. Then you lost it.

Speaker 3 19:37

You went Okay then you guys have to come up with a new Instagram handle for me.

Speaker 1 19:42

That's Leo, leo, leo, leo Leo. Help you out with that Is there-.

Speaker 3 19:45

Just Perri-El Ashenbrand.

Speaker 1 19:47

Horrible, there's no one to spell the T, no, t, yes, m N N doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 19:51

You could just change the spelling of your first name to make sure that you're the only one.

Speaker 3 19:55

Not changing the spelling of my first name. I care about your career.

Speaker 2 19:58

I think Just be like like spell it weird and you're the only one you brand it.

Speaker 3 20:04

You know who has a good Instagram, who is Rich Aronovich? Because it's Rich Is Funny.

Speaker 1 20:09

Yes, that's great. Yeah, he's hysterical. By the way, we can get him on to dance a little bit for us.

Speaker 3 20:15

Yeah, he's great. He's hysterical, oh my.

Speaker 1 20:18

God, he's so-.

Speaker 3 20:19

He is first of all. I live for him. He is so out of his mind.

Speaker 1 20:23

He's out of his mind right. I love him and he does these dances. I watch him on Instagram. I can't get enough of it.

Speaker 3 20:29

Oh my God, he's so funny.

Speaker 1 20:31

Because you know who he is. Of course he does these dances and you know, whenever I do a filming of something I'm on, just hey, everybody I'm gonna be. Whatever it is Him to be in the middle of a public place dressed the way he is doing those dances, please get him on.

Speaker 3 20:45

Okay, we'll get him on.

Speaker 1 20:46

Okay, wait, wait, wait Back to you.

Speaker 3 20:47

Maybe I can see-.

Speaker 1 20:48

So it seems like your main thing is that you're a comedy store comic.

Speaker 2 20:55

I know, I just really suspect-.

Speaker 1 20:56

Which is a brand, which is a brand.

Speaker 2 20:58

No, it's not my main thing. I mean, I just I perform there a lot when I'm in LA, but and I'm grateful to the place, but who booked that room? Now Emily LaFord is the booker out there, and but when I'm here, I do the seller, though, you know. But I just don't live here, but I perform at the improv too, like I was an improv guy. I don't know the difference.

Speaker 1 21:18

I'll be there on the with. Sold Out In Hollywood, sold Out in one day, yeah, two shows one day, can I tell you I worked with you with the improv years.

Discussing Comedy, Judaism, and Relationships

Speaker 2 21:26

When I first met you because I know you from as like I know you as just a funny comic from like Tough Crowd back in the day you know, like my first instruction to you was, as a guy who happens to be a stand up who probably Jewish, I don't know, you know what I mean Like as a stand up on TV it's. You know. Then we did the. I did some Jewish benefit show and it was one of those like hardcore Jewish crowds where, like a woman went on stage and people turned their seats because they didn't want to see a woman on stage. It was like At the improv, yeah, it was like a charity thing. Anyways, I was just like this crowd is not and I did my thing and it was fine, but like it was like a weird. But then Modi goes up there you're talking. They were in heavy but you got them.

Speaker 1 22:06

It was like Jesus came back to Jerusalem.

Speaker 2 22:08

You were speaking Yiddish, hebrew, talking about all these things. I don't know what you're talking about. Like probably like a quarter of the time I'm like I don't even understand the references. They were so in heaven and it was beautiful to watch and like-.

Speaker 1 22:20

I know exactly what it was. It wasn't that Orthodox. It was for Sharia Tzedek, a hospital in Israel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the only thing I performed at the improv a few times. I know every single one. One of my performances there was a hot. In my career I've had three bombs. In my career I've had three bombs, only three, only three, really Only three hot bombs, wow.

Speaker 1 22:44

One of them was at a showcase at the improv. It was years ago, I'm talking way back when I was first doing comedy. It was a showcase for APA. I don't even know if they're around anymore. It's an agency and they put me up and I was. You know who I followed Fallon.

Speaker 1 23:04

Oh, wow, and he had a guitar act and I could have killed if I did my act. But I wrote a whole new thing just for that set and it was a big, fat, hot bomb. Oh my God, my agent was like what the? I forgot his name is big APA. Are they even around anymore? They?

Speaker 2 23:27

just rebranded To what I'm not sure their name, IAG or something like that. They just changed their name.

Speaker 1 23:32

Okay. So anyway that was that improv. And then I was a laugh factory guy. That was my club. I served three years in LA and the laugh factory was my spot. Jamie just put me up nonstop and it was great stories there and I still love that club. Never I did the store. I did the comedy store twice. It was always for a benefit that brought me in. It was never cause, I had never connections to anybody there and I never chased it. What years were?

Speaker 2 24:05

you there.

Speaker 1 24:06

Oh, seven to 10.

Speaker 2 24:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah 2007 to 2010. Oh, it's funny. Oh, that's why I lived in New York those years. That's why I didn't know you out there.

Speaker 1 24:15

Yeah.

Speaker 2 24:16

But that's literally when I lived in New York.

Speaker 1 24:18

Okay funny but where are you from? San Diego? San Diego, san Diego, right, and what's your? You married.

Speaker 2 24:27

No, I have a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 24:28

Okay.

Speaker 2 24:28

Jewish, not Jewish. Okay, I was going to ask you about that. Do you get like? Do you get like I did accidentally did a Habad birthright? When I went on birthright, I went to sign up for the non-religious trip and then my friend was like, oh, you got to do a Mayan note tag lead, you got to do this one. I was like, okay, and then I get there. I'm like, oh, this is the most religious trip possible. Right, and I was. This is not the one where we just go hiking and they give you condoms and you have fun. You know, and that was the one I thought I was doing and but I'm so happy I did.

Speaker 2 25:01

It was such an amazing, meaningful experience, you know, and like before, this is 10 years ago. Before it, my mom's Jewish and before I would say I'm half Jewish, you know. But then after that, I was like, oh, I'm Jewish, yes, and like it was really like good, transformative or whatever. But the rabbi's wife was I put, injected this hardcore guilt into me, right, and I was this is I had a different girlfriend and she's like I go visit them. And she's like you have a girlfriend, yeah, oh, good, I thought she'd be like, are you happy, you know she goes. Is she Jewish? And I go? No, and she's like I saw such pain and concern in her soul and she goes. But how can he be someone who doesn't have a Jewish soul? And like this, always like in the back of my head, I'm like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 25:45

That's what she said, that. Yeah, I could be with someone who does not have a Jewish soul.

Speaker 2 25:48

Yeah, what's your perspective on that? Um, I don't wow. Like a sweet kind person who cares about me, who like she's not being mean, she like really has that perception of your girlfriend. No, my, my, my friend, who's uh uh?

Speaker 3 26:04

the one who said that to you yeah.

Speaker 1 26:07

How could you be with somebody who does not have a Jewish soul? Yeah, um, I don't know what to tell you. I don't, um, you're screwed. Maybe it's a Jewish soul and somebody who's not Jewish, maybe it's, uh, it's the right soul, for that's the part of your soul. I don't, I don't have the answers for that. Yeah, um, I, I personally believe, um, for, for, uh, you have to be with your soulmate, and that could be anybody that you can bring light into the world with. Yeah, if this is a person you can help the world with, that's what it's, that's, that's the right person. Yeah, if it's uh, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 26:46

I don't have the answers for this. You don't need my father too. That's what he was saying.

Speaker 3 26:49

No, no you don't have a more like rabbinical. Take on that.

Speaker 1 26:56

The rabbinical takes on, it is not like, listen, there's many people who, who are Jewish, that date somebody who's not Jewish. This is my favorite phenomenon is guys that date like a girl who's not Jewish and she converts and all of a sudden she starts to become so religious and he's like why, what? What? No, no chicken parmesan.

Speaker 2 27:20

Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 27:21

I'm not going anywhere until Friday night. We're sitting, we're going to the no, we're not, we're sitting at home and she's like, she bings like yeh-yiddish-kite into the home. Mashiach-hen-o-ji, you know, it's that kind of stuff I love.

Speaker 3 27:34

I love that. So that's really. I think that you can have a quote unquote Jewish soul without being religiously Jewish.

Speaker 2 27:45

Yeah.

Speaker 3 27:46

I mean, I know, I mean, I think we all know people who have Jewish souls, who who are married, so like Juanita, has a Jewish soul.

Speaker 1 27:58

She never Juanita just has a Jewish husband.

Speaker 3 28:01

No, she also. She is more Jewish than many Jews that I know.

Speaker 1 28:06

Juanita is the is the wife of the owner of the comedy seller, noam, and Juanita is to Jewish soul she's. She's the most Hispanic soul I've ever seen in my life. You have not, or Latina, whatever, whatever the right way to say that is.

Speaker 3 28:18

She's Puerto Rican and Indian, but she pass over Hanukkah like every Jewish holiday and like, so invested and making sure, and she like which is the phenomenon that I was just talking about.

Speaker 1 28:37

When, when she so she was told Noam, I guess in this situation says make, we're making, pass over, so she gets the on the internet. This is what we need, this is what we do, this is the custom, this is the prayers no, no.

Speaker 3 28:49

She's like Noam, we're doing Passover, okay, and then she, then she gets the whole thing down.

Speaker 1 28:54

When I tell Leah would make we make Passover in our house, he's more focused on making sure everybody's feel comfortable. Then my parents are happy that they're coming, that their grandkids are there and everybody's there and he's. I bring in the spirituality of it. What we focus on with the prayers mean that's a.

Speaker 3 29:09

But, there.

Speaker 1 29:09

You need both of it.

Speaker 2 29:10

You need both Absolutely.

Speaker 1 29:12

You need both.

Speaker 2 29:13

I think it's really sweet when someone's partner like gets into it.

Speaker 3 29:16

Yeah, it's like that.

Speaker 2 29:17

Yeah, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 29:19

So hold on. So now you're what's your, you have a special out, Congratulations.

Speaker 2 29:23

Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 29:24

So my my like I did America's Got Talent several years back I got running up on that thing and like that oh wow, that's amazing. Thank you, that's a top show to do. What did you?

Speaker 1 29:32

lose to.

Speaker 2 29:33

I lost. What did I lose to? That's exactly perfect wording. Um I I didn't lose to a dog. I lost to a Japanese robot dancer, or human, who's like a robot. He's an amazing dancer. There's goofy stuff in that.

Speaker 1 29:45

So who what comment Tom Carter?

Speaker 2 29:47

Tom Carter lost to dogs.

Speaker 1 29:48

Tom. Well, I knew America was finished. I knew America was finished, finished when Tom Carter was on. Uh, yeah. What's that, what's that what's?

Speaker 2 29:58

that show AGT.

Speaker 1 29:59

AGT, america's Got Talent, and Tom Carter, a decent comedian, a funny guy like a great guy, loses to a dog with a dress. The dog had a, had a. Uh, what's it called the tutu Tutu? What a sick the dogs were amazing though what a sick the dog I met the dog.

Speaker 3 30:17

What did the dog do? Who?

Speaker 2 30:19

cares.

Speaker 3 30:19

If the dog's not talking.

Speaker 2 30:21

I can't do a flip. The dog can do flips.

Speaker 1 30:22

No, that is so outrageous, that is even like Even even the people of that show should just let the dog not win, because this guy is going to make a career out of being, uh, a comic. The dog's going to die in three weeks, three years, whatever. How long did dogs live now?

Speaker 2 30:42

Seven years, the most. I just have a dog. I hope she lives forever, good Lord.

Speaker 3 30:45

She's not going to your, your dog. What Good Lord, what my Jewish dog. She's not going. She's not going to Jesus.

Speaker 1 30:52

He's like you're like a Woody Allen meets Larry David meets um Someone who's not canceled with people.

Speaker 2 31:01

I'm one out of two so far, so like Like Weinstein.

Speaker 1 31:04

Yeah. So, like Weinstein and Epstein, it's Bill Cosby. I'm Bill Cosby. I'm not going to say it, but you're opening your special open up with a Bill Cosby joke.

Speaker 2 31:18

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 31:19

We have this great. Don't pretend, you don't know what your opening joke is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you dummy, you know you rehearsed it this is like this is like Are we done, usually not this aggressive.

Speaker 3 31:31

I do pretend, because I like you.

Speaker 2 31:33

That's why we're like, oh, like, like, no, but he's sitting here.

Speaker 1 31:36

Oh, yeah, yeah, I hope you know what your opening joke on your, on your special.

Speaker 2 31:41

No, but I'm being, I'm a humble cool guy, but I watched and I said Thank you for the platter that you.

Speaker 1 31:47

Yeah, and it was short, is it only 38?

Speaker 2 31:49

minutes. 30 minutes, yeah, 30 minutes.

Speaker 1 31:51

I minus four hours and 20. Mine is literally Colm Nedre services. He stills know what that is.

Speaker 2 32:00

I get, I get, I get the intention of.

Speaker 1 32:02

I've been to a long I couldn't cut anything out, I don't know, but, but, but, but it was like your how long is it?

Speaker 3 32:07

It was a funny joke.

Speaker 1 32:08

It's an hour and eight minutes. Thank you it was. It was a fine but. But it's like I was thinking myself because I'd never seen you and I go oh God, he's still a great comedian, even though he's canceled as all hell, but he's right. He's not. He's not. I don't tell the joke, but it's. It's great. I hit. Are you criticizing my joke? No, no, no, but it made me think it turns your head to things. So it's a good joke. I was like is it.

Speaker 1 32:33

Is it? It's like a good, that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 32:36

Thank you, yeah, so good Are we fighting.

Speaker 1 32:39

You are. I don't fight with people.

Speaker 2 32:41

I don't.

Speaker 1 32:41

I don't have the kohyek, I don't have the energy to fight with people. I don't, I, even we don't fight.

Speaker 2 32:45

Or you don't have to was a word you don't have. You don't have the what Kohyek, the energy to fight.

Speaker 3 32:48

Strength, it's Yiddish for strength.

Speaker 2 32:50

All these words that he says to I know I learned after 100 episodes.

Speaker 1 32:54

After watching all 100 episodes and you'll be speaking fluent Yiddish as well. What you got?

Speaker 3 33:01

Kohyek, it's strength. Yiddish for strength OK, Kohyek. In Hebrew it's kohyek, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Larry David meets Woody Allen, meets Bill Cosby means Harvey Weinstein.

Speaker 2 33:14

Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 33:15

Welcome to the stage.

Speaker 2 33:16

Taylor, how are?

Speaker 3 33:17

you.

Speaker 2 33:17

That's my favorite compliment I've gotten today.

Speaker 3 33:19

That's amazing, I know, yeah. What's going on with Bill Cosby?

Speaker 2 33:23

A good friend of mine.

Speaker 3 33:24

Clearly he's my biggest inspiration, and if he's still like out and about that guy, or is he in jail? He's out of jail.

Speaker 2 33:31

He went to jail. He got it. He went to jail, got out of jail. He has. He did like a year ago he was saying he's going to go back on tour.

Speaker 1 33:37

Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. I will say this is going to be a crazy statement, but I think God, I think God Hashem gives comics a big leeway. Not that anything he did was right, but the fact that now he's like he's not dying in a prison cell.

Speaker 3 34:00

Let me ask you something. Would you have him as a guest on the show?

Speaker 1 34:04

100 percent. If you can get Bill Cosby, bring him right here.

Speaker 2 34:12

Bring him right here I think he would do it honestly. Is he all there?

Speaker 1 34:16

Is his capacity all there?

Speaker 3 34:17

Was he ever all there?

Speaker 1 34:19

Yes.

Speaker 3 34:20

When he was like drugging and raping, like hundreds of women. That's all there.

Speaker 1 34:25

That's all. That's a sickness, all there. But on stage he was very, very funny and he brought a lot of laughter to a lot of people, which gives him yes, yes, yes, yes. Listen, bill Cosby did, was horrendous, was horrific, was awful, as, offstage, on stage, he did magic. And he did not do magic, cosby. He did amazing comedy and he brought lots of. I remember watching his specials over and over and over and over.

Speaker 3 34:55

Okay, so this actually does bring us to an important question, which is that there are many brilliant artists who, in their non artists part of their life, are horrible people.

Speaker 1 35:14

Yes.

Speaker 3 35:16

Who was the who does boss? Hugo Boss designed Nazi uniforms.

Speaker 1 35:21

Well, it's not Hugo the company. Okay. I don't know the state has made the ovens, but that's a.

Being True to Yourself

Speaker 3 35:26

Coco Chanel was a Nazi sympathizer.

Speaker 2 35:29

I mean, there are there's a spectrum of like bad, like I mean like Bill Cosby's, possibly genuinely, possibly the most serial rapist of the last hundred years. Like literally, because he got away with like he truly might be Most people get hopefully in trouble after the first one, obviously, but he did dozens and dozens, yeah, yeah, I just anyway. So that that's pretty bad than there's people who like don't like, I don't know, like people eat at Chick-fil-A but then they fund anti-gay causes, which is not good, but then I don't know, it's complicated.

Speaker 1 36:10

So, Kaka Kate, one thing I love about you is you speak, you know I think ahead of where I am. Your hand gestures are ahead of where you are, so you're hand gesturing for three lines ahead of wherever you're speaking. So you're already in the I'm gonna be going to. I'm gonna be going to the house. So you're already in the house. You're doing the house already. I'm in that house, but your two sentences behind. It's very funny that your hand language is very Jewish.

Speaker 2 36:42

The last thing is you were thoughtful before you talked and I start talking. Then I go oh no, what am I doing? How do I fix this? Yeah, you gotta take it this way.

Speaker 1 36:51

If you watch yourself on podcasts, you realize you shut your mouth and take a hot beat before you say what you think. So you're saying that you're new to the podcast world and you had a crazy experience with Bobby Lee.

Speaker 2 37:02

No, no, no, no, but yeah. But you know it's funny doing podcasts how people can take one part and then put it out there and then that's the part that's out there, and like Right, that's what we're gonna do with the Bill Cosby part.

Speaker 3 37:16

Well, like.

Speaker 2 37:16

I'm proud of what I said about everything so far.

Speaker 1 37:19

So far, I'm okay with everything, but you don't know, bobby Lee is a comedian and he's I guess he's big, he's really big yeah yeah yeah, yeah, he sells out whatever.

Speaker 2 37:29

I did his podcast and we had a lot of fun and whatever, but there's a part where he was goofing on me and then they just cut out that part and they didn't show the other part where I got him back. So it just showed me being like the victim to his they could quote mean comedy and then I was just and that's the clip that caught millions of views and I'm just like, is this good for my career? I don't know, but it's funny. This time period I talked to people like I was like I'm kind of bummed by it, but then no, millions of people saw your face.

Speaker 1 37:55

Maybe people see you on and they click on one of your on review your bits and they could follow you. That's why it's so important to to yeah.

Speaker 2 38:02

It's a funny because I've been focusing on selling TV shows and stuff you know and I've. I've sold a couple of shows and I've gotten a couple of pilots in the last several years, but none of them hit across the finish line. So then if you look at my resume, it's like, oh, he hasn't done anything since America's got talent, like no. I've been like hustling my ass off, but You're a showrunner or writing shows?

Speaker 2 38:22

I, I've been, I've sold a few unscripted shows like a goofy travel shows hosting, and I sold a creative show for another person and I'll be like an EP and creator of them, you know, and then. But I've been shopping shows that I would would have been, I've, I've shopped, I've shown the production companies to Ningen across the finish line, whatever, but but like that, I watch with you. I'm so ridiculously inspired by you.

Speaker 1 38:42

Oh, thank you. I could go on. And why? What inspires? Oh, here's the subject.

Speaker 2 38:47

Really like. I'm, like, I was a fan of you. As for when you were, when I didn't see you as the Jewish guy, you know, I just saw you as a funny guy.

Speaker 1 38:59

You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 39:00

Yeah, I hope you get that.

Speaker 1 39:02

When was I ever not the Jewish guy? But?

Speaker 2 39:03

you on tough. You were like a comedian. You're just another comic. Who's funny that I would watch and be inspired by you know.

Speaker 3 39:08

I know you're.

Speaker 2 39:08

Jewish but like. But like I don't know. I've been doing Jewish events and like, and especially since October 7 stuff. I'm like, I'm so like. I love that you talk about. Like you inspire like adults who like everything you talk about, like people who are Like a lot of people I think about, like when I did America's Got Talent, I like kids say it to me like you made me feel cool to be weird and that kind of stuff so especially you know. But I look at you and I'm like you inspire adults who like might be gay or might be Orthodox and not be cool with some parts of it, like just being yourself and speaking loudly about being yourself. I've trouble being genuine for too long without saying something silly. This is very hard for me to just be a human, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 39:53

Thank you, yeah.

Speaker 2 39:55

But, like I love, I think it's really important what you do and like you make it cool to be Jewish.

Speaker 1 39:58

Yes, it's cool to be Jewish. It's sexy, it's hot, it's masculine, it's good, it's a good thing.

Speaker 2 40:04

But I love that and like and I've done a lot of Jewish events. But I love that you talk about like some of these events suck. You know some of these Jewish cuts can be amazing, but I love that you also go like they can. They can be bad crowd sometimes and you joke about, you're honest, you're authentic and like and I've done a lot of Jewish shows and something that can be hard, but then, like, I just did my end up something that can be really fun and special and point end the stories. After October 7th I did a show like a week or two later I was at JNF, jcc thing and in Tucson and I didn't know there's a huge, wonderful Jewish community out there.

Speaker 1 40:31

In where? In Tucson Arizona. Tucson Arizona, of course.

Speaker 2 40:33

So random to me and it was immense, it was so meaningful to me, yes, and I had like, like birthright was like a switch for me of being more like leaning and proudly Jewish, you know. But then, like after October 7th, I'm like it's like I see how important it is to like. It's a special feeling, it's a very special listen.

Speaker 1 40:53

It's like this past week. I did shows at the cellar the whole week, which is a mixed crowd, and you know the 855 spots, the 930 spots, the 9th spot, oh, what's that like. And it was amazing. But and you connect with this audience, you connect with a comedy audience. Yeah, when you connect with your Jewish audience, it's another level, it's another level of connection.

Speaker 2 41:15

Yeah.

Speaker 1 41:17

It's, it's, it's, you're so. You're so blessed to be able to connect with them. Yeah.

Speaker 3 41:22

Yeah, it is true, though, but I've said this to him too, I don't know, maybe it resonates now more, but like that, by like the sheer fact of like him, being who he is, gives certainly, I think, young Orthodox boys and girls also, and girls yes, and girls Sure.

Speaker 1 41:46

Anybody who's gay and Orthodox, or Jewish or not Orthodox, no, no, no, I'm, I'm, I'm being specific. I always say be a proud Jew and be you.

Comedy Tours and Building a Team

Speaker 3 41:52

Yes, that's it, you do always say that, yeah, I'm being very specific here, I think that I'm, I'm sure, and girls too, I have no doubt but that did not exist for these kids, yeah, until you came along and we've heard it, we've heard it from people who run the organizations, we've had them as guests on the show, and it is. It's really, it's really amazing.

Speaker 1 42:21

Yeah, like, what are you doing now? What's your, what's your next moves, where are you performing?

Speaker 3 42:25

What are you performing? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 42:27

I'm going to sit here Everybody listening how great I am. A horrible feeling this putts sits here with his, you know.

Speaker 2 42:37

I, I, I'm on a tour. I'm on tour right now.

Speaker 1 42:40

What's the name of the tour?

Speaker 2 42:42

I, I, I. What did I call it?

Speaker 1 42:44

I hope it's not called I, I, I, I. What was it I'm trying to?

Speaker 2 42:46

remember I think I call it. I have a picture of me with my little Chihuahua. I call it good dad tour and that's a picture of me and my Chihuahua and I have a schedule on my way.

Speaker 1 42:56

Why do you take me so long to get there?

Speaker 2 42:58

Cause I could remember.

Speaker 1 42:59

I asked you what's the name of your tour. This is the most.

Speaker 3 43:02

By now no, but I'm asking for.

Speaker 1 43:04

I'm dying to know that, but that's like a Woody Allen thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but you.

Speaker 2 43:09

Can I tell you I I thought about doing what we talked about, where I think, before I talk, I thought about that, but you can't, I, I, I, you gotta hit it. Watch the ask ask me.

Speaker 1 43:20

Hey, what's the name of your tour? The name of the tour is Alzheimer's. But you know I would have that would have been, that would have been the worst. I think no, but what? But you listen, I'm on tour and I know the name of the tour, I know the posters, I know where it is, I know everything about how the words fit into into into the advertising. You know the name of your tour.

Speaker 2 43:45

Listen, can I tell you what I'm jealous of? What do you call it that you have with you, with you and Leo? What's it called that? You the word for that you have like your partner that helps your partners that help you. B'sharet Sommeit Well but you have like a comedian, needs like a.

Speaker 3 44:02

I'm sure. But yeah.

Speaker 1 44:03

I don't got that Pal you do have that what you do. Have that whoever's booking your tour, whoever's helping you do your comedy, whoever's helping you get asses into seats when that's on the bed.

Speaker 2 44:16

I don't know what the world is like out there, but I know very well what the world is like out there. I don't know if you know. I don't know. It's a little hard to listen with different tax brackets here in the in the what makes you think? That it's a lot of like different tax brackets.

Speaker 1 44:32

Where's you? You're so Jewish. Oh, my God, oh.

Speaker 2 44:37

God, yeah, I do. Like you don't look at your. Like you don't do emails. No, like I do, I have to do. I do all of the things you know and like, but I don't. I make my poster and I make no, you don't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 44:52

You, you do your own posters.

Speaker 2 44:54

Oh my God, look at me. I don't know what the world is like.

Speaker 1 44:57

I do know what the world is like. The world. Listen. Let me help you with the word he doesn't know. Let me help you with the world. Let me help you.

Speaker 2 45:04

How old are you? I'm 37.

Speaker 1 45:07

You, your life changes when you realize that you cannot do everything, when you realize you should not be doing your own poster. You realize you should not be answering emails that you do not know how to answer and God, that's a big one Not answering emails when you do not know how to answer an email and getting people to be on your. You have to build a team. Yeah, you have to build a team.

Speaker 2 45:30

How much to get you to join my team in fire mode? She's currently busy. No, I can't tell you.

Speaker 1 45:35

I'm producing this podcast and she'll be at the Paramount Theater Periel Periel, can I?

Speaker 2 45:42

tell you what I feel like he's bullying you into losing your last name. And with me, darling, with me, you keep your last name.

Speaker 3 45:50

That's what. That's how my husband lured me in. He's like you can keep your last name.

Speaker 1 45:54

I don't care what your name is.

Speaker 3 45:58

My husband's like I don't even know your last name.

Speaker 1 46:00

Yeah, it's so, it's so, it's so hard. Yeah, but but um.

Speaker 2 46:04

But I mean I'm being silly, but yeah, I mean it's a lot of like like who's your agent.

Speaker 1 46:08

What agency with?

Speaker 2 46:08

the Gersh agency. Gersh, it's a huge, it's amazing agency.

Speaker 1 46:11

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's your auntie, but you get to, they also helping you. That they, they don't, they don't. They. Make you get somebody who's like your public system. Make you get somebody who's like your social media team.

Speaker 2 46:21

He's trying to get me to lose my agency. If we have this conversation, I love, but they don't do these things for people in my category of you're doing great.

Speaker 3 46:33

What are you doing? What are you talking about? I'm doing great.

Speaker 2 46:35

They don't, they don't, there's no, nobody's going to give you a social media. Social media for you.

Speaker 1 46:40

Neither does mine. No, no, no, you, you have my agent did not. My agent does not do my.

Speaker 2 46:46

So you just suggest it. You just suggest it. Don't think you use someone for your social media.

Speaker 1 46:49

Don't they say to you, hey, you should have a social media person. Yeah, hey, you should have a publicist. Yeah, hey, you should have a. But it works. This is kind of how.

Speaker 3 46:58

I want it. I should get all those things to now. I'm like wait, why don't I have any list what?

Speaker 1 47:03

Why Wait a?

Speaker 3 47:04

second, what is going on in my career.

Speaker 2 47:07

I mean you my bank account.

Speaker 1 47:08

No, do not show me. I don't want to ever see your bank account. Probably you'll never show me your bank account.

Speaker 2 47:13

But I'm on a tour right. I'm going around the country and I just got hit up by La Jocé JCC yesterday so I'm very excited about hopefully doing a show out there. But anyway, taylor Williamson dot com and at Taylor comedy on my tour dates and stuff. And I have a TV show development with the company that make British bake off. But if it's silly, amazing really cooking show, we're amazing Pitching. So I have exciting things and I'm excited about what do you have for me?

Speaker 1 47:37

I want to know. I want to. I want to focus on your being. I want to your your show pitching. I'm beginning to do like him now. I want to focus on you want a? Tv show. You see how I did the hand signals before. So we with our people, trying to figure out what is the unscripted show for Modi.

Speaker 2 47:54

I will make you a show. I sold a show with.

Speaker 1 47:56

I got it, sell it.

Speaker 2 47:57

I met it, I got a pro wrestler and I sold a show to TNT with them two years ago. I will create you the best Modi show.

Speaker 1 48:03

I will create you. That means already he's becoming Jewish.

Speaker 2 48:06

I'm becoming Jewish. He's.

Speaker 1 48:08

Yiddish. I will create you Now. I will go for you. I will create you. I'm going to explain. You is a Jewish thing.

Speaker 2 48:15

Modi, I'm a fan and I get you.

Speaker 1 48:19

That's.

Speaker 3 48:19

that's what it is, by the way, we have the whole thing in written form too, that you?

Speaker 1 48:24

just you sit with these people who are on their card or whatever their title is. On their email it says creator development for unscripted shows.

Speaker 3 48:36

Yeah.

Speaker 1 48:36

Period. That's the name of the, that's the guy's name in either the agency or the TV network. That's his name Creator, developer of unscripted shows. And they turn to me what's?

Speaker 2 48:49

your idea for the show.

Speaker 1 48:51

Here's my idea I'm going to go to the creator, developer of an unscripted show and ask him what's your idea for? They want you to come with the idea for them. Then who needs you in there?

Speaker 3 49:01

That's right. That's like what happens when you go to like parent teacher conference and the teachers like so what do you think? And I'm like I have no idea.

Speaker 1 49:10

What do you think? It's your kid.

Speaker 3 49:13

Am I in the classroom? Like you're the teacher, you tell me what do you think is going on. I'm like I don't know. Do I ask you to write my jokes for me? Like you're the teacher, you're supposed to know what's going on with your kid.

Speaker 1 49:27

Yes, yeah, but, but your teacher needs to. They have to know what's happening at home.

Speaker 3 49:31

I don't know what's happening at home. I'm never there.

Speaker 1 49:34

It's like the therapist Wow, this is, I hope, your son later on in life when he sits with his therapist. Just has that on repeat. I repeat my mom was never there.

Speaker 2 49:45

The therapist he's. Your kids are going to show this clip to the therapist. Like oh my God this is all you need to know. Let's talk.

Speaker 3 49:51

My son is a little ball of magic.

Speaker 2 49:56

That's that's all you fixed it.

Speaker 3 49:58

No, I'm serious.

Speaker 2 50:00

That's wonderful, your kids not going to be comedian because you talk like that.

Speaker 3 50:03

He's actually quite funny, I don't. Yeah, I don't know what he's going to be.

Speaker 2 50:07

He's going to be one of these people that you meet in life who's like really funny, like I bet my hairdress is the funniest guy. And then I'm like why don't like you're so funny, you should have a YouTube. But then I realized people are just allowed to be really funny and healthy you don't have to. You don't have to be on YouTube or do stand up just because you're funny, because he has too much love and he can be a really funny, healthy person.

Speaker 2 50:27

I'm sorry I apologize, but I don't think he's going to be at the comedy cell or when I am with me. That's to go on stage. You need a little bit of what's the Jewish word for something I was going to say that. But no, I know that word. But is there something like a little couple, like one screw loose respectively like a couple?

Speaker 1 50:43

respectfully. One screws is called Mishogas.

Speaker 2 50:46

Oh, ok, like a little Mishogas I should have showed off. I know that one.

Speaker 3 50:49

Yeah he's incredibly well adjusted.

Speaker 2 50:52

Yeah, yeah, your parents are married. Yes, oh yeah, they came to see you. Yeah, parents are married. You don't pay 60 years, that's amazing, that's rare in this business.

Speaker 1 51:01

Yeah, well, and why most comics parents are divorced. I think most comics have something.

Speaker 2 51:06

Yeah, we're not like I'm more aware of this than that ever. Honestly, I think most comedians are really unhealthy people.

Speaker 3 51:11

Really.

Speaker 2 51:11

And I think now is worse than, with sincerity, I think a lot of people will like they're not. They're not. The lot of comedians are. A lot of people I think are not evolving anymore. They're devolving or they're just staying at a level because they're getting audiences from just trash rises to the top, you know, and TikTok is like from China and like they're corrupting our society Because, you know, in China this is not propaganda stuff, china TikTok.

Speaker 2 51:38

They send you science, they send you music playing. They limit like 45 minutes a day. The kids are, people are allowed to use TikTok. Here the algorithm is sends garbage diarrhea and burn your friend with hot water challenge and I think a lot of that comedy is going into that too and that's appealing. And a lot of people are blowing up right now who are just like garbage monsters and there's a lot of garbage minds. Your audiences and these people are not becoming better. People are evolving, they're realizing, oh, people want to hear about these terrible things all the time and I think they're becoming worse and people are becoming worse and I think it's coming to comedy and that's always excited to come on your show because your love and all these things that turns out not too much love, what?

Speaker 1 52:18

are you talking about? We give you nothing but love.

Speaker 2 52:21

There's a little bit more what my feelings are. Hurt a little bit how, I forgot why.

Speaker 1 52:26

But you forgot why, which means it didn't make sense.

Speaker 2 52:28

I'm not to go back. This is what you do. You make us have to watch the show and after watch it again to remember Watch the show and whatever clip you like.

Speaker 1 52:35

Let her know and we'll put it up. Whatever, you can pick your own clip. I could pick a clip. Pick a clip.

Speaker 2 52:41

Oh, that's cool.

Speaker 1 52:42

Watch the whole episode and you say I want this thing with me when I get this big laugh on from Periel and the dot ka-ka. And you can, it's yours.

Speaker 2 52:53

I think. Thank you, I think the clip is you telling me that you remind me of, you know, you remind me of Woody Allen, larry David Hitler, little mix of Mussolini.

Speaker 1 53:05

Mussolini. Mussolini got in here, Wait. So we bonded on for an hour and we loved you. We didn't do any of our promos up front, but we're going to do them right now, Doesn't what?

Speaker 3 53:15

We're going to actually tape a clean slate for all of them. We can say hi to Arthur right now.

Speaker 1 53:29

And now I think I'm going to cut this whole craziness.

Speaker 3 53:34

Tell me what you want.

Speaker 1 53:35

Tell me what. You, what, what? How are we doing this? What's the?

Speaker 3 53:37

new. I can say thank you for A&H. I mean we're going to just end it, just let's cut this whole thing and say goodbye, and then we're going to tape the promo. We're going to do a clean read of the promos that we're going to put in the middle.

Speaker 1 53:57

A clean read of the promos in the middle. That's what. That's how it's going to be now. Okay, all right. So okay, I'm so happy you're our guest.

Speaker 2 54:10

I'm so happy. You guys are such joy.

Speaker 1 54:13

Your chemistry is so great and you can stay for another hour if you want. You want to do part two, taylor Williams.

Speaker 2 54:22

I would love to if you want to.

Speaker 1 54:23

I think that's not his name.

Speaker 2 54:24

Taylor Williamson Williamson. Okay, I'm not offended. He doesn't know what the world is like. I don't know. You're in her ivory life.

Speaker 1 54:32

Bobby Lee. I didn't know who it was until he showed me a picture. I know who they are by face. I'm horrible with names, yeah, but let's say goodbye.

Speaker 3 54:37

Let's say goodbye. Let's say goodbye.

Speaker 1 54:39

So hold on. I am at, so where could they? Where is this tour, Good daddy?

Speaker 2 54:45

Good, it's okay.

Speaker 1 54:46

What was the world? What's the name of?

Speaker 2 54:48

the tour? It doesn't matter. It matters what's the name of your tour. I don't know why I have a name of the tour. It's the poster I made on my Instagram and no one else. You're the first person to care. You care and I appreciate that. I care what's the name of your tour, a good dad tour. It's a picture of my dog. Good dad tour sounds like the gayest name ever for a tour. I know.

Speaker 1 55:10

Daddy, good daddy tour.

Speaker 2 55:12

When you say it listen, I'm happy for gay people to come to my show.

Speaker 1 55:16

You want them there, I would want to sit for them. They are such a good audience.

Speaker 3 55:19

Can we wrap this episode?

Speaker 1 55:21

up, can you?

Speaker 2 55:22

say something nice about me.

Speaker 1 55:24

I love you. I said I could not have. What a nice. First of all, two amazing things happened today. We had a great guest which I was. I'd know I'd never met, never heard of, until Cariel told me and this chair, wtf. I want to give you a fat ishokoyek. I've been, I hated every other chair we had in this studio. I finally get to sit with a posture and comfortable and feel great. Thank you very much. A good chair is so important. Where can they see you Come?

Speaker 2 55:56

on Listen TaylorWilliamsoncom at Taylor Comedy and all the social medias and Taylor Williams on Facebook. I'm on YouTube Taylor Williamson Live at the Comedy Store. It's my favorite jokes. I'm on tour doing different jokes and Shabbat Shalom everybody.

Speaker 1 56:10

That's it. That's very nice. You're doing other jokes other than what you're doing special.

Speaker 2 56:14

Completely different stuff. Good for you Got to give the people a Give them something new?

Speaker 1 56:19

They don't want to hear what they heard. Taylorwilliamsoncom to find out where all your shows are. Right, I'm, I am, this is Airing and Whenever this Airs Boston, the Wilbur on February 15th and 18th at the Wilbur in Boston, then San Diego the 28th and 29th, and then we're going to go to. We have the improv, which is sold out on the.

Speaker 2 56:59

Personally, you're not in Boston February 15th and 18th and you said the San Diego day was different than what you said before. Modi, can I give you some advice? Sir, you should think before you talk. Leo does this, leo does all these tours.

Speaker 1 57:13

Everybody the Paramount in Huntington on the 15th and 18th, the Wilbur on the 28th and 29th of February. Then I'm in San Diego the 3rd of March and then the improv the 5th of March, and then we have shows in Dallas, at the Kennedy Center, st Louis, glendale, a whole bunch of places somewhere near you. Go to modilivecom. Look at the dates Then when you're near a friend of yours and let them know there's a show and always get some extra tickets. Be the friend that brings the friends to the comedy show that's Mashiach. Energy. Periel period is going to be with me in the Paramount in Huntington. What else you want to do?

Speaker 3 58:10

At Periel Ashton Brands and write in and tell us if you think I should get rid of my last name.

Speaker 2 58:15

Can I tell you, I like Periel period also.

Speaker 1 58:19

And then in terms of Periel's having her period.

Speaker 2 58:21

They don't listen to me.

Speaker 1 58:22

Thank you all very much for listening and lots of love, thank you.